"It's Tuesday on SFist, and you know what that means, right? Yes you, in the back, waving your arms frantically?"
"You're off a week. Your In the Kitchen column is every other week now."
"Oh. Good point. Uh... No, wait! I did write for SFist this week. I reviewed WineParty, a wine-tasting party kit from SmartsCo! Sort of an 'In the Cellar' bonus post."
